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Ninjapornia Holidays

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Ninjapornia Holidays

(WERE IN UR CALENDUR MAKIN UR HOLIDAYZ)

 

Pi Day (Pie Day) - March 14

 

Pi Day celebrates the mathematical constant pi. But here on the island, we use it as an excuse to stuff ourselves with as much pie as possible.

 

Colbert Day - March 20

 

Oshawa, Ontario Mayor John Gray lost a bet with Stephen Colbert, causing him to declare March 20 'Stephen Colbert Day' in the city. We have adopted Colbert Day, as well.

 

Temporarily Gay Day - April 2

 

One evening on #NHP Island, Lyme, Fraggle, Eryn, and Chi were flailing around about hot chicks (Lucy Liu, Katherine Moennig, Lucy Lawless, chubby geeks chicks...).  To top it off, Hyper accidentally banged a male Korean pop star named Rain earlier in the day. And verily, that day has been immortalised as the annual Temporarily Gay Day (though not all said flailers are exactly straight in the first place), to be observed on April 2. The first celebration entailed a previously-knitted rainbow shawl, Big Gay Cupcakes, and rainbow painting of the SST.

 

Such was the inspiration of Gay Day that Iowa legalised Same Sex Marriage the very next day! \o/

 

Pastamas - May 7

 

Pastamas is the Ninjapornian holiday created to celebrate the day that the founder of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster sent a letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, protesting their requirement to teach intelligent design along with the theory of evolution. More about the church can be found here. Pastafarianism is the official religion of Ninjapornia. We have been touched by His noodly appendage! RAmen!

 

Talk Like a Pirate Day - September 19

 

Talk Like a Pirate Day was created in 1995 by John Baur and Mark Summers. Its patron saint is Robert Newton (Long John Silver). On this day, all Ninjapornians speak and behave like pirates. This holiday is not only celebrated in Ninjapornia, but around the world! It's just that awesome.

 

Pastover

 

Pastover is a religious holiday analogous to the Jewish holiday of Passover, as well as the Christian holiday of Easter. During this time, Pastafarians across the globe are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti, which is cooked "in His image" by family members dressed as Pirates. Pastover celebrates the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching people with His Noodly Appendage. Many stories about this momentous occasion have been passed down through the centuries, and it is interesting to note that they are all completely different. Some are hardly even intelligible. Regardless of one's version of the story, however, all true believers partake of the pasta and perform the ritual Passing of the Eye Patch, in which each member at the table takes a turn wearing an eye patch and talking about why he or she is happy to have been touched. - Taken from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as written by the Prophet

 

Ramendan

 

Ramendan in analogous to the Islamic period of fasting, prayer, and charity known as Ramadan. Ramendan comes around the same time as Ramadan, and indeed the two holiday periods have their similarities. One of the major differences between the two, however, is that Pastafarians do not fast or pray, as doing so would conflict with their flimsy moral standards. Instead, Pastafarians spend a few days of the month eating only Ramen noodles and remembering back to their days as starving college students. This simple act teaches Pastafarians to be happy about what they've accomplished, and if they haven't accomplished anything yet, to at least be happy that they are Pastafarians. Ramendan is the least commercial of the Pastafarian holidays, which is saying a lot, since you aren't going to see a Pastover sale at Macy's any time soon. At the end of Ramendan, Pastafarians are encouraged to give their extra Ramen to those who are more needy. - Taken from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as written by the Prophet

 

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